Reviews

“Who the fuck are you?! Get out of my bathroom!”

Deriyen's Agent

“Yeah very nice. Now where’s my dinner?”

Ulyssees (Deriyen's husband)

“Maybe you should find a real job. Any job. But for the love of God, stop calling me!”

Deriyen's Accountant

“Why can’t you just be normal? What will people think? 😱”

Deriyen's Mum

“BWAHAHAHA No way! I am NOT publishing that shit.”

Deriyen's Publisher

“#crickets”

Deriyen's Brother